Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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