its not stalking. its research.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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