whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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