Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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