i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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