a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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