i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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