My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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