On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Two words: nipple clamps
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