you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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