he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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