can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
