Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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