How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
