sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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