i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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