i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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