Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So. Much. Porn.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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