Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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