my room smells like sperm. sweet.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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