But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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