We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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