she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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