check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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