i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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