just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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