med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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