Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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