Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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