If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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