why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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