omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Randomize
