He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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