Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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