they need to just BURY HIM!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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