Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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