I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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