he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
