Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Boobs speak an international language.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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