we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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