I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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