Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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