I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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