I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
