D3 body, D1 cock
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
