I feel like I'm in dance class right now
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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