Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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