Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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