If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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