Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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