Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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