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(617): View more from Massachusetts

This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.

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(509): View more from Washington

We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.

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(734): View more from Michigan

she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything

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