So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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