Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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