Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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