: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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