I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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